**Touch My Anus 🍦🍪 | "A creamy, indulgent twist on the classic White Russian—sweet, smooth, and irresistible."**
**Ingredients:**
• 2 oz vanilla vodka 🍦
• 1 oz coffee liqueur ☕
• 1 oz heavy cream 🥛
• 1/2 oz vanilla syrup or crushed vanilla wafers 🍪
• Crushed vanilla wafers for rimming 🍪
• Ice 🧊
• Whipped cream and a vanilla wafer for garnish 🍦🍪
**Instructions:**
|1. Rim: Moisten the rim of your glass and dip it into crushed vanilla wafers for a sweet, cookie-like touch.
|2. Shake: In a shaker, combine vanilla vodka, coffee liqueur, heavy cream, and vanilla syrup (or crushed vanilla wafers) with ice. Shake until well chilled.
|3. Strain: Strain into your prepared glass filled with ice.
|4. Garnish: Top with a dollop of whipped cream and place a vanilla wafer on top for the perfect finishing touch.
This cocktail blends the smooth richness of a White Russian with the sweet nostalgia of vanilla wafers—making every sip a treat!