Let’s all get a Chinese tonight shall we? I say Chinese. There’s something unapologetically British...

Let’s all get a Chinese tonight shall we? I say Chinese. There’s something unapologetically British about this.

Everybody knows it’s not authentic Chinese food. I think smoking a 20 deck of Lambert and Butler would be healthier than this meal. But who gives a fuck? Get it in my face. I’m happy to feel like deep fried dogshit for the rest of the evening.

Can’t remember seeing a more satisfying looking plate than this one. Well played @madzhungrybelly 👏🏼